You are goingto want to tell your friends about what you have seen tonight, if you doI shall hunt you down, Kevin Owen Madsen, and you will be ended. ...s thisunderstood by you?"He swallowed, hard, "No touching, no talking and no flash photography." No photography of any kind." Deal." Your time shall begin the second you see my second nipple," I saidprofessionally as I fiddled with the clips on my bra. Within seconds Ihad the thing unclasped and I quickly whipped it off. The fleshy objectsthat. I never admitted to thatmotivation. My application had been little more than a self-dare.I thought it would be paradise, amid swarms of young ladies with sockstwo to three inches below the knees, and dresses ending six to nineinches above the knees. It sounded so very different from my dominantlymale undergraduate and post-graduate education environment.Wonderful as it sounded, it quickly became ho-hum -- even with theinevitable pretty young-girl crushes. Not to mention, once I. ”“Okay, you explain to me how it actually is.”Again she was silent. Again it was as if the cogs were working inside that beautiful head of hers trying to work out how to explain it differently. I sat waiting for a long time and then she burst into tears.I took her into my arms and hugged her. Finally, she spoke. “You’re right. That is how it is, isn’t it? Ken and I are just using you but I want you to know that I am falling in love with you and I won’t discard you like you just said.”“So when. “So, where is everybody?” he asked.“Hmm, well, Jeanine and Tony are in their room, practicing for their honeymoon...”“They’re engaged?” asked John, startled.“Oh, yeah, they’re getting married this summer,” said Phoebe. She reached over and pulled John’s shirt off and tossed it aside. “Now, let’s see, where was I ... oh, yeah! The Jensons are playing host and hostess to the twins...”“God, what are those two up to now?”“Anal Sex 101,” she replied. John began sputtering, to which Phoebe said,.