My hands snapped up to a defensive stance revealing my intimate parts to the locksmith. It was obvious that I was very agitated and he immediately bac...ed away. He offered to leave the keys on the dining room table as he departed.His eyes inspected my every crevice and curve as he withdrew.I suddenly felt foolish. I must have shocked him as much as he shocked me when I sprang around the corner with open arms. He reacted the way any man would: He gawked.He was guilty of nothing more than doing. ’ She smiled, and I noticed her eyes subtly take me in. “What will you be having?” ‘We won’t be friends after this exchange,’ my ponder continued. ‘At least I am not looking to be. If she’s good at what she does, I shouldn't have to call her name, and if that need did arise, a simple gesture would send her my way.’ “I’ll have a glass of Santa Margherita, Pinot Grigio.” “Nice choice,” she looked at me with a pause. “Although, I will need to see some I.D.” I handed her my license and watched with. ”We danced the night away. At 11PM the dance ended and Willie and I said good bye to our friends and walked out to the parking lot. Other couples were already out there wrapped in each others arms and kissing as they leaned against their cars. I opened the passenger side door for Willie and she got in. I got in the drivers side. She leaned over and kissed me.“The park.”I nodded and started the car. I drove us to The Park. It was actually Lake Shore Drive. There was a parking lot that the cops. There was a sign, "Take the opening for the Opening". So I set foot on the escalator. We were warned that it would take more than two and a half minutes to get to the bottom. The world's third longest escalator!As I slowly descended, I noticed that the walls were covered with a shiny pink plastic material. My doctor had shown a video of my colonoscope once. Intestinal walls? I was beginning to catch on to Vlad's scheme. We would be descending through an enormous simulated intestine.I now.