When I did get home, I saw that my phone had another message, this time from the wife. It was a short message with clips of her day. She was showing m... helping her parents with gardening, to help her dad with wood working stuff and helping cooking the dinner. She mention that she was spending time with the neighbor next store, that she was learning a few things about the area. I replied back and went into the shower, after stripping down naked. I had no plans for the night, and no real desires.. Or NOT kiss and tell I guess," I responded half-sarcastically."Ah, in a drought," she responded with a sad face."It is what it is," I said, "not the first married couple to deal with it and won't be the last. Anyway, you're free to go if you want. Sara should probably be home in an hour or two, but I can handle things from here." Eh," she said, "I'm in no hurry, I don't have anywhere to be. I am going to run to the bathroom though."She scampered off to the bathroom, and I'll admit I checked. ."I didn't have time to stay and listen to their jabs, however, as Ifocused on bringing the drinks back as quickly as I could. Apart frombeing woefully behind, I'd found that if I got the new drinks backquickly enough, there would sometimes be enough liquor leftover at thebottom of some of the finished glasses that I could duck out and staveoff the oppressive thirst a little longer by finishing them off in thekitchen. That behavior earned me its own set of disgusted comments fromthe other. I'm tempted to get her to quit, but even she said she'd knock it off. If I do find out there's been any funny business, you better bet your ass I'll find out and locate you, got it?" I asked, before getting in his face."I got it, Melinda," he moaned, before kissing me.I immediately yanked my head back. "What the hell, bastard?" I like bossy ladies, Melinda," he responded, getting up with me. "And you seem more than that. I bet you're a damn fine lawyer, aren't you?" Yes, and I handle sexual.