13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15....Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the. I had plans damn it! She sipped a bit and I had to look at her wet pussy on my counter top again.I admit, for a minute I thought of all you pervs reading this story. I ask Tanya if I could take a pic for all the horny guys and girls on xhamster I know would love to beat off and finger themselves while fantasizing on her wet juicy pussy. She laughed and said no. Wait a minute, I thought she was drunk! Well, not too drunk to tell me she's still married and couldn't have her pussy anywhere online.. I kiss your neck, and then up to your ear. "You have a wonderful body," I whisper. "I get hard in class, thinking about you. Did you know that?"You shake your head and I squeeze your breasts, kneading your nipples. You whimper involuntarily, and I strip your shirt over your shoulders in one smooth motion, an eye-blink of time and you're topless.You can feel the moisture building in your pussy as you realize that anyone could walk by and see us. You feel my hands return to your breasts, tugging. My wetness dribbling down my thighs as you lick and taste me. I buck my hips against your face as your tongue rolls back and forth along my clit. I feel the sensations increase. I moan and cry out “that I am coming”. You don’t stop. I rock backward and forwards against the pressure of your tongue. I grip your shoulders as I feel my knees weaken. You suck harder, fucking my wet hole with your fingers at the same time. My body wracks with quivering spasms of ecstasy as I peak. I shudder as a.