"Okay. But what if -- " No, the dog anus will be fine. It's just about how the spaghetti rolls into the G-spot. Also, do you count to 17 and think in ...ractional algorithms when you masturbate?"Silently I stared at the ripped man before me, a little zoned out. Gawd this was still impossible. No, fictional. What kind of cliched hogwash was I starring in right now?"Never, haven't you." He tossed an apple core. It landed in the trash bin, despite it heading for the family portrait. "Never mind. ” That was all I told her as I stepped inside. Her parents weren’t home but I assumed she knew that when she told me to come here immediately after the race. The door closed behind us as I pushed her through to the living room where we fell backwards onto the two seater we first kissed. She didn’t submit completely and as we kissed her hands found their way beneath my t-shirt but to her disappointment I still had my sports bra on. “Let’s take this to my room,” she suggested. “You said I could. Unable to restrain its hunger a moment longer, the predator-turned-scavenger rose to all four feet and lifted a hesitant paw to take a step forward. It paused when a deep growl sounded from the surviving member of the danse macabre. The hair on the nape of the beast's neck bristled and rose as it completed its step toward the newly made corpse. A sibilant hiss caused the canine to freeze. It turned tail and ran as a pair of glowing red eyes began to swoop down upon the animal. Its pitiful yips. Quite the contrary. It… it… it makes us horny like hell. I want to speak openly. I hope you don’t mind. The way you act with Todd we assume you’re far from a prude. I believe he told you we met at the Memorial Stadium. We found him very attractive, and he talked intelligently, but our boyfriends interfered and we couldn’t resume it. Truth be told, we would like to have a second chance.’ Then suddenly the walls of restraint broke down, and she blurted out like she had an attack of fever, ‘Fuck,.