Moments passed strangely. She closed her eyes and I suddenly cursed my self for not trimming my fingernails, you know, because you never know. I got o...er it. When I called her earlier tonight, I said ‘You, me, drink ’til someone falls.’ And here we were, both of us on our backs. So my fingers flashed back through every girl I’d ever touched, and every lecture I’d ever heard and every drunken conversation with anyone who’s ever touched a vagina. Every woman is different! A thousand voices. Then she rose to her feet so close to my body that she rubbed me from my crotch to my chest and, placing her arms around my waist, looked up and asked, “Did you like that?”“Oh yes and before the nights through, I promise you that you’ll have another opportunity to do it some more,” I said to her, kissing her on the forehead.She smiled as I placed my hands on her back and started to unzip the dress. I continued down to her waist and much to my surprise, I never encountered a bra strap. I looked. Chuck’s Favorite Foods:WhiskeySteel WoolSometimes when Chuck Norris gets tired of Whiskey or steel wool, he’ll eat bread, cheese, tomato paste and a handful of basil, which sounds like a pizza but it’s not because Chuck Norris doesn’t want to give the Italian’s credit.Chuck Norris EncountersOne time for Halloween I was trick or treating and I dressed up like a pussy because you are supposed to dress up in something you are not. I also figured that Chuck Norris would appreciate ironic humor.When. “Thank you,” I said.Sven FalkI nodded to Ealaín as my sister broke away from her. It was Ealaín. I could see it in the expression in her face, the way she held herself. Her thrusting girl-dick shrank like it could before. Ealaín stared down at her shaft then up at me. The joy on her expression flickered.“I was wrong, Sven,” she said, her voice that same smoky timber. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to cause so much harm to you all.”I took her hand. “We’re all wrong sometimes.” My thumb stroked the.