Just my boyfriend before him had an enormous one, and the thought crept out. Ignore it, please.’ ‘The second is weirder. You know I said threesome...? Well, yes, we’ve done them, and no that’s not what I’m suggesting, but it’s sort of related. Mark’s cool with me doing anything with anybody and a strap-on. But the deal is that if he’s not there he has a video of it. He thinks its the sexiest thing he has ever seen.’ ‘You want a video of me fucking your bum so you can show it to your husband?’ ‘No. Sometimes I can be a bit forgetfull, so I decided,what the hell,might as well double the dosage just to give me some added incentive to go back again. Who knows,I might be able to feel the twinge in my cervix signalling the opening of my womb! At least that is what I intended, I have come to realize that periods are not always exact number of days apart and mine are not exactly 29 days but just a few hours less than 29. Those hours plus some stress at work among other things changed my cycle. So what do you suppose I did? Right. Trained myself the other way. I was not going to let someone tell me I was destined to be a member of a herd, with the attendant mentality.So it was that when I turned twelve, and began manifesting those pubescent features that come along about that time, my father started ragging on me. One day soon, he'd say, some willowy little blond would come and drape herself on my shoulder.See where this is going? Not if I had anything to say about it, she wouldn't.. Then she handed me red lipstick and smiled as she said,"Every girl needs her lipstick. The color will make your lips sopretty". As I applied the red lipstick, I thought I was going to faint,being so nervous. I really looked good, so different. Did I say that? Itmust be that estrogen in me.My wife marveled at my new looks and gave me a big kiss on the cheek.She said she would make me a "make over" appointment at "our" beautysalon tomorrow morning for a real makeup session. "Since when didBetty's.