Come on. Just try it”.“I’m not sure my boy pussy will stretch that much. I’ve only had three other men in my ass and none of them were anywher... near that big. Please, don’t make me do this”.“Let me just put some of it in. I’ll lube you good and be very gentle. I promise”.“I don’t care how much you put in. It will destroy my ass. Have you got something smaller”?“OK, I have another one about half this size. We can try that if you want”.“Sure, Ms. Linda. I think I can handle that. Mr. Jack’s cock. . entertain during my absence Rob, just be discreet with your ... umm ... assignations." Discretion is my middle name, Major. Rest assured no unseemly behaviour will be seen, or even heard."I included Molly March in the party as she too deserved a holiday, and being in the company of genteel ladies in a great house she would be able to assimilate the duties of a ladies maid. I gave her over to Matilde to instruct her in the necessary skills.Zinnia, Colonel Slade, Krish Armityge and Patrick Jane. Danielle changed clothes in the bathroom while I put on the gym shorts I sleep in. We watched television for a bit while lying in bed, then I told her I was going to sleep. Danielle asked me if I was going to kiss her goodnight, so I leaned over and kissed the top of her head. She called me an ‘old fuddy-duddy’, and bopped me with her pillow, whereupon I jokingly warned her ‘Don’t start anything!’ She whacked me with her pillow again, said, ‘Bring it on!’ — and it was war! A pillow fight of. Bob Seger finished up the song 2+2 is on my mind, and started to sing Heavy Music. I reached over and turned the key to start the Expedition. As I headed for home, I reminisced about what has happened in my life. I have a loving wife of ten years, three kids; two are mine, one I love as mine. I have a nice home and vehicle, and a good paying job. My wife has a good job, and is a good mother to the children. Life has treated me pretty well so far. I only live about ten minutes from the bowling.