When she made it to our end she locked eyes on Kelly immediately and crawled towards her seductively. Jenna slides of the stage and leans right over ...he bar in front of my wife and kissed her! She winked at me and smiled as she turned and sashayed back to the stage. I couldn't help to notice that Kelly seemed to be chewing something. Turns out, she had Jenna's gum!! I said, "How fucking awesome was that!" She leaned over and kissed me deeply and whispered, "Now you've had a taste too!" Jenna. ” “Right. And that means…?” “No idea. What’s your opinion on this?” “No idea.” “Come off it! You’ve always had an opinion about everything. You probably even have an opinion on Mary Ann versus Ginger!” “On that one, no. On Coke versus Pepsi, yes: Coke.” Although Kristen was smiling and shaking her head in disbelief, I could tell that she was not about to let me off the hook that easily. “So what do you think we should do to resolve this situation?” I thought for a moment. “Arm wrestling. Loser. She gave a sort of sigh, then said, "No, I've been on my own ever since your granddad died."I was a little surprised, and rather sad about that. "But Gran, that was 18 years ago. You were only in your 40s. Surely you've...I mean...well, when was the last time...." I felt my face flush as my words ground to a halt, but she knew what I was asking. She gave me a little smile and said, "The last time I had sex was 14th February 1989, two weeks before my Roger passed on." She grinned at the look of. " I..."I thought about pulling her onto my lap, but we hadn't fooled around since she and Robbie started whatever they started."Take a breath and talk. We're friends. You can tell me anything." I waited, but Ashley didn't say anything. "Well almost anything. Don't tell me I have big ears. I'd hate that."Ashley smiled and moved to the end of the sofa and sat down."Robbie told me what you did?"I smiled. "That could be a good thing, or a bad thing. Depending on which thing I did that she told you.