Man did they give me a hard time so I thought to hell with it as I turned to they girls saying they were just jealous cause I have more curves then th...y will ever have. I got in the car, closed the door and grabbing my TP tits giving them a squeeze. The one girl fell back against the window so hard I was worried she may break it from laughing so hard. Tammie drove all over downtown pulling up beside every truck or crowded street corner she could. Finally she drove home telling me that I don't. "Ernie looked at me and smiled. "You mean on her feet," he said."Nope," I said, smiling back at him. "She always lands on her back with her legs spread wide open. Ernie, there wasn't any accident. Bertie was fucking one of the guests for money. She's been doing it for a long time. You're out there working double shifts and trying to go to school while Bert fucks guys for a few extra bucks so she can buy a better cell phone or some green shoes she saw in a magazine." Bertie's jaw dropped open in. . something big.Looking thru the catalog, she found the Sybian section. Her eyes got bigger and bigger as they switched between the text, pictures and the contents of the box. The fourteen-year-old giggled and started singing to herself in a little sing-song every kid knows: "Kel-ly's-A-Per-vert! Kel-ly's-A-Per-Vert!"She wondered where her aunt and best friend was. The car was in the garage... Allie went thru the house looking for her aunt. The door to the master bedroom was unlocked."Holy. Since moving here, I've had my final growth spurt - I hope - and I'm now six feet tall. I don't feel like a runt anymore. Since I took over the patriarchal duties of 'him' I feel more assured of myself. Sharon said that I come off as being 19 or 20.The girls talked Sharon and me into getting them wheels of their own, so they share a three-year-old Camry. They get an allowance, which I dole out every week.Sharon looks over their homework to see that it's done on time. We have most of our meals.