A sutible god for farmers, rather than frontiersmen.So how come everyone speaks English?" queried Freaky querulously. "I mean, what are the chances of...that?" There are an infinite number of dimentions," explained Steetch, sipping on his wooden mug of small beer. "Out of those, how many use something so close to English as to make no difference?" "I don't know, but it can't be too many, can it?" responded Freaky. "Wrong!" pounced Steetch triumphantly, "There are an infinite number of them!". Par ek din mere nasib ne mujhe o khusi di ek din main mere friends ke sath criket khel raha tha to uperse avaj ai Veeraj mujhe koi pukar raha tha maine dekha ki Divya aunti thi unhone mujhe ghar me bulaya or main chala gaya aunti ne darwaja khola aunti sleeveless nighty main thi ji karta ki vahi par ragad du par control kar raha tha aunty ne ander ane ko kaha or bithne ko kha maine pucha kya kam hai tho unhone kaha hame Bahar shoping ke liye jana hai maine kaha kyu to unhone kaha mere sath koi. Not a major problem you might say, well usually no. Today however I was close to bursting for the toilet. We live out in the countryside so there are no neighbours, so I decided to go around the back of the house and relieve myself there. On my way around the back of the house I phoned my mum to get her to let me in. This is where it gets interesting. I don't know why I did it but instead of taking down my spandex pants and getting my cock out I just stood there and let go right where I was. If it doesn't, then she doesn't need to know. Please?"I considered it a moment and then I said ok."I want you to fuck me - while Rick watches!"It was a damned good thing that she was driving, because had I been I would have run us right off the road and killed us both."You can't be serious," I said."Oh, but I am. Hear me out. For the last two years Rick has been after me to satisfy his favorite fantasy. He wants to watch me have sex with another man. At first I told him no, but he has.