One day I was at a low ebb in my life so called Sally and arranged a week end stop over at her place. Little did I know that she was shacked up with a...hunk of man, Mike. I caught the train to Hull and Sally met me at the station. I gave her a big hug and a kiss to her check and she was over the moon to see me as was I her.Later that night after a few drinks at the local pub we got talking about our favourite subject, sex. Sally and me had known each other since Secondary school, we knew about. "He wheeled away in disgust knowing from my tone that I wouldn't change my mind. I boarded the longship with some one hundred and twenty Knapdale men, one hundred of them now long bow archers and we made the short crossing of Loch Fyne, landing at Kilfinan Bay on the Cowall peninsula. I decided to camp here while scouts went out and messengers took to horse and ship to advise Colmgil and Lachlan where I was.Two days later and another three hundred Knapdale levies had joined me and two of my. Them two freaks have found each other. Ain’t that sweet?’ That was the girl and then the guy said he bet he could freak her out with his penis. Why are people like that? We’re not freaks.”“That was Gloria Morgan, Mikey,” Alex said. “The guy was probably a football player. My friends say she’s had sex with about half the football team and the other half is waiting in line. That’s not really the way my friends said it but I cleaned it up for my parents.”“Well, I cleaned up what the two idiots. ” She got another bottle of wine from the refrigerator and worked on the cork as she spoke. “You will be the goddess Mabon.” “A goddess. I like that!” Jackie clapped her hands and jumped like a little girl. “Let’s see,” Sara said, pursing her lips. “I know! Persephone! She’s Demeter’s daughter, and Demeter’s the Greek goddess of grain and growth and the harvest. You know Hades, right? Well, he rapes Persephone and takes her to the underworld. Then the earth goes dormant, like in winter? But.