They still think I am a clever hoax." "Can't an omnipotent deity persuade them otherwise?" "Perhaps I can." the pasta replied, "Do I have your permiss...on?" Lisa nodded, not quite understanding what the deity was planning. A noodly appendage shot out from the mass, wrapping itself around her waist, opening up her sex and penetrating her. At the same time another appendage shot out at the webcam, somehow transmuted itself into digital form and emerged through eight million displays to reach out. ”"There is something you should know. You are not the first person who has cuckolded me." I'm not?" Now tell me about Chuck fucking your first wife."It’s happened in the past. It started my college freshman year.”He tells her about one of his college friends that invited he and his girlfriend to parties at the friend’s older sister’s house. They were the youngest ones attending.“There was one guy in particular that was hitting on my girlfriend. At one party they ended up in one of the back. "So she knows," I said, thinking to myself about what I was going to ask Margret later . "Yes"Margret said "I didn't have to tell her ,she knew. I did ask her not to tell dad and she promised she wouldn't". When I didn't respond to what she just told me, she said, "are you okay". Margret then held my hand"I told mom when I told you, your response was to marry me. Mom said we should just wait a few years “.Being a parent is easy, she told me but spending the rest of my life with someone is. I didn't even see them have sex, just watching them make out made me even sicker. I'm one jaded chick. I'm like obsessed with incest now, well, at least lesbian incest. I never thought of dad like that, but maybe if the opportunity came up, that might change my mind. I don't know; everything is all topsy-turvy now. Up is down, black is white, and every woman wants 'A' cups instead of 'D's. What the fuck?"No one else was around to answer, and I couldn't resist, but to place my right hand on my.