“Was that okay?” she asked. “I just..”“That was so hot, are you fucking kidding me?” Belinda smiled, wide eyed. I sat up completely spen.... I couldn’t put words together at that point. My head was spinning. “I know Johnny liked it!” she beamed. Then she looked back at Marcela. “So, what are we gonna do about you now?” “What?” Marcela asked.“Well, I came. And you know Johnny came.” She said, leaning in close to Marcela’s face. Marcela was about to say something when her eyes widened at. The girls stood up and so did Matt.“Wow, Andrew, your sister is the wildest girl I have been with,” said Matt.“I know, dude,” I replied proudly, and everybody laughed.“Next,” announced Matt. “Joanna, sit on the poolside with your feet in the water. Andrew, get into the water and eat her pussy while she sucks my cock. Valentina, get into the pool, and Daniel, go behind her and fuck her pussy. Alejandra, lick my balls.”Valentina walked sexily along one of the edges of the pool. I couldn’t believe. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."Guess where the fuck I am now...EXCUSESThese are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): God bless the American education system!My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.Please execute him.Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.Dear School: Please. I had come home that afternoon with my bag slung over my shoulder, with stories and weariness to share with my father about grad school. He, my mother and my sister had gathered around the table and eaten dinner together for the first time in ages, and there was no awkwardness anywhere. I told them about Pam, the girl I was seeing, and Monica asked about her like any disinterested sister would. My mother was glad I was finally dating someone again.That night my dad and I drank beers on the.