Nobody was ever likely to. Despite vociferous protests, despite Sarah's parents very reluctantly joining forces with me, briefly, in an effort to get ...o the truth, murder was excused as an 'incident, ' a dreadful but accidental coincidence, and the conservative press implied that only sick lesbians would do such a thing to each other anyway.I set my investigators onto it, but even before they could report anything, a friendly female mole from the Home Office came forwards, nervously and. “Thanks,” I said. “You really carried through that shit.”“No, I was nervous until you hit me with that toilet paper of yours. It put me at ease. I’m helen Miren, im going to be the queen.”“my name is retarded, dont bother learning it.”“didnt you just take a shit?” she said with a sly smile.“i have taken many shits on campus? You probably know me from Rick’s Burgers.”“Oh, did you clogg the urinal there in the summer?”“Nope.” She sighed and then declared in a very enthusiastic voice, “Gosh, Mom,. I sleep with some more girls, all multiple times, all with no complaints. I even go back and sleep with my first girlfriend, who is actually married at the time (I know, I know) to a guy that had a much bigger penis than mine (she told me when they started dating), but it didn't phase me for a second, cause mine worked, I made girls cum, everybody wins.Fast forward, get back with girl, she becomes wife. Sex is great still. We get divorced a year ago. Back on the horse...I start having sex. The actual marriage began around midnight, per tradition of the bride's family. They thought it gave good fortune if the bond between two people was strengthened during the darkest hour, when the Gods could pay their full attention to what was happening down on earth, right there in the large town of Yogsta. No matter the case, the festivities had already begun long before the sun started going down. And before long, the sun had been replaced by the heavenly moon, as if granting the wedding its.