I was like a deer in headlights as my mother walked in the door and she didn't yell or scream at me. She just stood there at the foot of my bed, her S...lem 100 cigarette dangling from her orange painted lips and watched.From that moment on, my mother kept trying to put me in skirts and petticoats, teasing me about that time she caught me in her panties. I never took her up on the offer mind you, but I always wanted to. I was just too scared at the time you see. And that's really a running theme.. It was so nice chatting with Robert as we drove to the State Park. He was right, the park was beautiful. I was in delight! I didn't know Robert was a bird watcher. His binoculars were great! The titmouse, the chickadees, the nuthatch, the woodpeckers, they were beautiful! And his lectures on the trees were so interesting, the holly and the red cedars and the crabapples... He even made some fresh sassafras tea for me from the tree by the stream, getting the hot water from a vacuum thermos in his. ” I sat very still as he folded the legs out from underneath the tray and placed it on the bed across my legs. “Now then,” he said, “I’ve got your favourite cereal and a couple of slices of toast.” Eight triangles were arranged point up in a rack. “Some yoghurt and a mug of strong black coffee, just how you like it.” “Oh, Philip,” I looked at him, seeing something in his eyes that concerned me, “You didn’t have to go to all this trouble. I am not sick or anything.” “I know,” he answered,. I'm next in line,and a insanely gorgeous young lady gets behind me..I tell her to go ahead cause she a female..And yes I still would of done that if she looked, bless her heart,like a "sea donkey"..But I also knew it was gonna be the proper way to check her out without being to creepy..Anyway she says go ahead cause I'm gonna be a minute I'm buying scratch offs..as she kinda steps up beside me to look at the selection under the glass on the counter..I open my wallet a quarter falls out and I.