Its really amazing how much some men are willing to pay for this hot piece of ass." She laughed, licked her finger and touched her ass making a sizzli...g noise with her mouth then grinned from ear-to-ear."I might add that although there were certainly not as many, I was able to seduce many women in the same fashion. Anyway, it usually entailed spending a day or two with them, men or women, walking around with them and being on display as I held their arm and acted like I was a girlfriend. The. Alisa thrived at work. She came home tired, but whenhome she was mostly thinking about work. She wasn't tied of work she wastired of the problems at home.Jack said that it was tough to manage the home feeling like he did. Hesaid he was in constant pain but he tried his best. He wished that Mikiewould just help him instead of fighting with him all the time. Mikie inreality did more than her fair share of the housework. Jack wanted herto do more so he could just drink himself into oblivion.. He tried to shake his more intimate thoughts from his mind as they struggled to start a conversation. He wondered why the hell she was still in the locker room. “Well Jessica, nice to meet you.” Nick smiled, stood up, and walked toward her. He extended his hand and shook hers firmly, briefly locking eyes with her as their skin touched. “So, are you still in high school? I’m a freshman in college. I’m only asking because, you know, it’s late, it’s probably past your curfew or something.”. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some.