“What in the actual fuck are you talking about?” I asked.“See, you said ‘God damn it’, but I didn’t damn anything. You just had a bad case...of Schrodinger’s Cat. It’s a shitty situation, but Lady Luck has to balance the scales somehow.”“A bad case of... are you talking about Murphy’s Law? Everything that can go wrong will go wrong? Schrodinger was something else entirely. Oh, but more to the point... ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOD!?”“Well yeah man. You die, you come on up to see me. Unless you’re a real. .. all muscles and hairy, not my usual type but what can you do but go with it lol.Kirsty as usual was chatting up anyone who gave her the time of day and i was checking out the bouncers because they are literally the only ones in town over 30!I was feeling pretty pissed by this time so we went down to Stereo and after 10 mins of waiting to get served 'cos it was packed we got our drinks and went to sit outside and made a beeline for two lads sat on their own in a corner, i went straight up to. And this body, oh my god," she said, shivering with disbelief"It just feels built for these sensations. I don't think I would enjoysex as a man as much if I had to go back. Plus we've been friends forso long... I know it will be weird for a while..but I'm still the sameperson, just with a different set of..equipment." All right..whatever you want to do..it's up to you.. I'll find a wayto support you until you get this all sorted out... I know you were onthe job hunt but this whole gender switch. I pulled out my toy and sat on the side of the bed looking about my dorm room for something a bit more sizable. Realizing everything was either too bog or too small i decided to treat myself, behind the train station in town was a guys only gay club that during the day turned into a sex shop, deciding i was going to get something more appropriate i jumped off my bed and was about to get dressed when i looked at my butt pug still in hand, still lubed, so before getting dressed i quickly lent.