"Okay, you two," my mom started the conversation, "We need to discuss what has happened in this house. I will start first. You two can chime in after ... am done, got it?" she asked. "Yup," we answered almost simultaneously. Taking a very deep breath my mom started talking, "Okay, Jared. First let me tell you that I love you more than anything on this planet. You are by far the best thing that has ever happened to me and I will always be here for you. Sarah you have been like the daughter I. . I thought I could... But now, seeing you sprawled on your chair in front of your game..." You're crazy! Even ignoring your talents as a trainer, why do you think I'd even accept?"And then my sister giggled. Looking at her as she lay on my bed, I could see her breasts, a large B cup at best, jiggle on her chest. "Well, I told Jen that if I succeeded, she'd have to go out with you on a date." The fuck? You think I wanna go on a date with her?" I replied, stunned."Hahaha... Yeah right. I know. Remember you asked me at the camp that time if I was a virgin and I admitted I wasn't. That was when you were trying to prevent Pete from screwing Gail. You needed to know how to stop it before you got to talk to them. It shocked Angie that you would do such a thing. Nothing has changed." She giggled. "I'm still not a virgin."Look I have a very varied sex life. I'm a very discreet escort if you want to put a label on me. I have someone that arranges dates for me and most of the men I date I see. Will and I are probably the two most visible and well known staffers in the camp. Everyone, every single person, comes to our pool every day to swim or do our merit badges."Let's sing 'Happy Birthday' to my LITTLE brother," Will announced as the din quieted. The 642 people (plus my family and girlfriend) did a passable job of singing the song. I gave everyone a smile and a wave as I started to climb off the chair."Show us your touchdown dance, Coach!" a loud voice from someone at a staff table.