So when we got in the lobby Samantha went over to the front desk. I was ready to say goodbye, but she asked me to wait. I saw her give the clerk som... cash and she took a keycard. Turned around and asked me to walk her to her room. She walked about 6 paces ahead of me so I got a chance to watch her ass shake. We went in the room and I didn't have to ask what was next. Samantha started to strip while walking to the bathroom and I followed. She had on black panties and a black bra to match.. With a hand at her lower back, Max walked her inside and within a few minutes, a host was leading them to their table. Almost there, Veronica stumbled, her cheeks flushing red. The egg inside her had suddenly started vibrating! Max quickly tightened his hold on her, making sure she settled in her high heals, his eyes gleaming at her with cheeky playfulness. Sitting down, the egg stopped and Veronica let out a tiny sigh of relief. “Oh baby, don’t get too relieved, that was only a small start.”. ” “i-i just” I started to stutter. She picked up the plate and smashed it into my face. What I did next changed my life forever, I reached out and slapped her hard as I could across her face. The only sound I heard next was the crack of her smart phone hitting the floor. In the next moments I was not sure which of us were more surprised her or me. “you- you little SHIT!” she screamed “i'll have you pay for this you worthless fu- her sentence was cut short with another resounding slap. And. “It tastes like piss!”“It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him a beer.A couple of minutes later, the man said again: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him another beer.A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”Thoroughly confused, the bartender said: “Excuse me, when are you.