When I stepped out of the woods, my friends were almost at my feet, and the three enemy soldiers were barely twenty feet away, an easy shot even with ...n issue musket. I aimed for the middle of the body and gut shot the first man, dropped that gun, swung the second off my shoulder and hit the second in the head before the first had fallen to his knees. Then I charged at the officer, and he raised his hands and surrendered. I took his pistol and sword and then cut Captain Foster loose and gave. “So how about you?” I asked.“Same old shit. You know how it is. Nothing every changes around here,” she informed me.“Yeah, I know,” I agreed although something had changed for me, Fred, and Alice. I was going to have to walk a balanced beam for a while. Friendship is one thing, but family is a whole different kettle of catfish.“I was having breakfast earlier with one of the deputy sheriffs when he got a call. They found a floater in the Yazoo,” Willow said. “You do a lot of fishing there don’t. Her mind simply accepted the necessity of it. "When will he be here?" she asked. "Three weeks, dear. Do you want me to take out the IUD? You'd make a wonderful breeder." What the hell, thought the former stripper, thinking of herself as a sort of modern Eve. "Do it." Aleeya waved her hand, and there on the mat was the little curlicque of wire.Then there was a chuckle. "Here comes my partner, darling. You're in for a treat." Through the door of the hut came a snake, half of its six foot body. I don't know if we should tell our parents just yet." So I'm just supposed to be you?" Yes Em. Shit I guess I need to call you John? But let's figure out if everything is switched. Like test each other?" OK, ok. Yeah. So now I can kick your ass?" Maybe, ha. But yeah, test strength, and memory and stuff." OK, but first, what do you do with this thing in the morning?" 'Em' reached down and tentatively touched her new penis. Gave it a light squeeze. "Ooo, that feels kinda nice." Well I.