Which was where a third irony was discovered: “Soldier Sue," as Morey sometimes called her, had somehow survived basic training with the slovenly ha...its of her adolescence intact. She knew how to make a bed so tightly that a quarter could be bounced off the sheet, for instance, and had done so as long as she’d had to, but after a few months of living with Morey she’d gradually become more perfunctory in her attention to domestic details. The bed sometimes went entirely unmade; dishes piled up. Realizing that I had woke up with hard-on, I grasped for the covers, but she was quicker and pulled them off the bed.She laughed, “Guess you did not get enough last night, huh?” Looking directly at my hard cock.“Damn, it looks like you have dried cum all over your face…is there something you should tell me? Do you go both ways?” she asked inquisitively.I instinctively rubbed my face with my hand and felt the dried substance. I quickly rubbed it off.“No, I do not and it is none of your business”. It was my first ever kiss! I was almost 26 but had never had a girlfriend or even a date. I'd always been skinny with a pot belly, chronic acne, bad teeth, thick glasses, and my nervous disposition makes me sweat a lot which gives me bad BO and greasy hair.I was so excited that my first ever interview as a cadet newspaper journalist was going to be with the one and only جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly, the sexiest woman I'd ever seen!She invited me to sit in the chair opposite hers and that was when. This was not a good sign. Well, at least not to me.My father looked me in the eye and asked, "Before this moment, how was your love life?"Jeanie started to laugh.Jessica was looking at me with interest in the answer to that question.Theresa said, "I know." What?" Jessica said, looking at her mother with unbelief in her eyes.There was a slight smile on my father's face."Well, Theresa, tell me about it."She suddenly realized the can of worms she'd opened up and turned red with embarrassment."I.