The female praying mantis devours her male minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it over a lifetime.Never doubt the courage ...f the French – they were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.Why do women have trouble with math? Because they tell them that THIS (holds fingers an inch and a half apart) is 6 inches.A man knocks on a neighbor’s door with a sheet of paper in his hand. When the neighbor answers, the guy says, “Hi, shall I write you down for this. Out in the car, James told me he had to do it, but I didn't mind. "Now your gonna have a great time! I think you'll love what I have planned next." Not wanting to ruin the surprise, I didn't say a word. I just sat in the car while we drove, rubbing James' cock through his pants. Excited to see what he had in store.We pulled up to this small building that pretty much looked like a large shed. No cars around, no people in the area, just this shack!! We got out and walked up to it, James opened. She continued with the paper not knowing what to do.at this point, I was out of control and started jerking off myself very fast and hard. she saw me going out of control on her she shouted at me to stand up. I was shocked and as I stood up.. she saw my 5-inch dick hanging out completely I was completely mad and out of control started jerking myself in front of her pointing my dick at her and staring at her body.she stood up and shouted at me…all of a sudden!! the marker which was inside her. Clarissa left on December 23rd to spend a week with her parents and I think she hoped they would allow her to stay for good but from what Howard had said, I rightly doubted it. Jenny would stay with me for the whole period. We'd both been invited to spend Boxing Day with the Blythe's but for the rest of the time, she'd nowhere else to go. They'd planned staying at the rented house and partying but this was no longer an option and, as her parents had gone to Austria, she couldn't stay with them..