I love em. I love their mom too.Me and Helen met through my younger sister. My sister and Helen were sorority sisters in college. Helen’s one of the...types who has always had everything she’s ever wanted. Helen’s parents are rich. She was her high school’s prom queen, lead cheerleader, and just generally all around most popular girl. Things didn’t change for her in college either. Guys followed her around like she was some bitch in heat.How did we meet? My sister took me to the fall apple. Who are you to tell tales on your husband! For that matter, who are you telling those tales to?" He raised his hand to strike her...The Two Voiced One, in a full bore female mood, decided he had pretensions of superior importance, he was overbearing, assuming, insolent, proud, an arrogant public official. A typical asshole politician.She picked him up and held him over a barrel cactus, "You're a real turd, I'm surprised your tribe has let you live this long. Your wife has been talking to me.. I would soon learn that the tiny grooves and ridges were quite pleasurable. Don chuckled, “Well they are ribbed condoms. Once you get used to the feel inside you, I think you’ll like it. They put them on the rubbers for the lady’s enjoyment.” I stood up and very nervously asked, “Don, would you like the honor of removing my panties?” I assumed my most provocative pose, my erect nipples pointing upward, and my hand on my hips waiting for his response. Rather than answer, he simply knelt in. "Did he say anything to you that caught you off guard?" I asked. "Yes sir", she replied, He had me get my butt plug out and use it as well. He mentioned I should practice this way to prepare for you two. He also said he was going to be fucking me on my husbands bed. Do you know him?" Nope, but he would love to meet you" I replied."I don't think I can. I told you before I'm not like that" she huffed."Mel, you masturbate to gang bang videos. You had phone sex with a guy that you know you wish was.