....... Big arms, a super grey hairy chest and big belly.........the best....a think veined shaved cock getting hard hanging halfway down his thig.... Now he slid in the water with a big smile sat beside me and put a hand on my leg. I watched as that cock got bigger and bigger and i looked at him he just smiled. I had to I just had to say " Dam that is one horse cock...." So he said " I can see what turns you on why don't we stroke each other as we watch this flick". He gently massaged my. .. you're supposed to beg me to forgive you ... Mummy said..." I looked at her then said, equally calmly:"I think it might be a good idea to ring your mother and ask her to come round. We'll continue this conversation when she arrives." ... But..." Just call her, please, and tell her the sooner the better."Robyn picked up the cordless telephone handset and carried it over to the sofa. As she pressed the button for her parents' home number, she sat looking at me while the call was. A few of the other women pulled their T-shirts off. The crowd was getting raucous. Joan smiled and did them one better. She lifted her skirt and flashed her bald cunt. I could see the excitement in her. There was moisture on her labia. When the one remaining woman did the same, Joan simply reached down and pulled her skirt over her head and off. She was showered with beads. Joan won. The band started playing a little victory song and Joan pranced around the room naked. Flush with excitement,. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves ... and begin to sing: "What A Friend We Have in Jesus". Then we all go to the Bahamas.These are compliments of the 'Shy One'Two Blondes With Hammers...Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails.