Anja stared at G-string type panties and the tiny loincloth that she would be forced to wear and sighed. Anja stared at the tops of the jungle trees a...d tried to eat small bites of fruit. Her stomach disagreed but she knew that she probably would not have food for some time. Anja heard the drums from a far distance and knew that it was time. She squeezed into the goatskin G-string; it was very tight and very tiny. She next slid the small loincloth over her hips, it too was very tight and as she. I waited for two minutes and then I saw the result... a blue + sign which means it's 99% sure that I'm pregnant. Knocked up. Have a bun in the oven. In the family way. But I have no family now. I'll either be one of those penniless single Moms or I'll be sick with guilt for ending the pregnancy. I just don't know what to do.(Later) I found half a bottle of Joe's brandy in the cupboard and it's relaxing me. Probably bad for the little one inside me but right now that's the least of my worries.. ”“Wow!” she retorted. “Mum’s gone black!”I laughed.“Having a black guy is on my own to do list,” she said before kissing me.I rolled her onto her back. “Amy Warren you are a very dirty girl.”She laughed and reached down to pull my cock into her. “I’m a bit of a slut, actually, dad,” she said quietly. “And sluts like to be fucked regularly and very hard.”I did just that. I slipped my hands under her bottom forcing her legs high into the air and I fucked her with vigour and power. And watching it. The redhead said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”. The blonde said “No! A bet’s a bet”.So the redhead said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.The blonde replied “well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”Bagpipe GagsQ. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a.