I wouldn’t do it and he’s not happy about that, but then he’s besotted with Cynthia Mayotte so he’s not game to push the issue in case I tell ...atthew about his feelings for Cynthia. This leads me to another question, why are you being so nice to me, after all I am on the other side.’ ‘That doesn’t give me a reason not to be nice to you.’ ‘You’re not married are you?’ ‘I was, but that ended some time ago, not very well as it turned out.’ ‘What went wrong, if you don’t mind me asking?’ ‘That’s. Instead thewives were really nice to them, and everybody was getting in touch withtheir true self and there was more damn crying and it was just soSTUPID!!The last story was set in some dusty dirt desert in Australia for somereason, maybe after a nuclear war, and you thought it was maybe about atranssexual, but even after he read the whole thing he wasn't sure, likeit was supposed to be "art" or something. And that one REALLY sucked! Alland all these stories had been a total waste of. The next day Tiffany was again holding court in the cafeteria, this time with a guy who had started chatting her up in the lunch line. His name was Tony Thava-something or other; she’d lost interest by the third syllable.“You would not believe some of these foreign students!” she complained. “Oh my god! I can’t believe they even let them in!”“Surely they can’t be failing already?” asked Tony. “It’s only the second week of term.”“No, it’s just the stupid things they say. They can speak English,. Shoot, we been trainin' them since they was weaned. Show the man your pickle, girls."Both youngsters lifted their short, tartan skirts and spread their legs a bit. Both had a good sized cucumber or squash stuffed in their nearly-hairless twats with maybe four inches or so of the thick, green thing sticking out and quaking. They smiled at me shyly. The cucumbers jerked up and down slightly in their puffy lips, and I understood why they walked rather strangely."Show the gen'man wha'chu kin do,".