But not this year, this year I've decided "screw it I'll just go alone, I'll meet new friends there". So I buy a plane ticket online. On the day of I ...o to the airport, check in my baggage with my tent and all my stuff. Find my gate.There's no many people here, just me and 20 something women, their age seem to range from 18 to 26 and they are beautiful. All of them wearing summer dresses in various colors, I overhear them talk about which bands they'll see. They are going to the Summer Music. . I have this pain..." and broke out laughing, "History, my dear, is fascinating. Although mine has been painful and painfully misrepresented, we do get on. The war in London is my history. Churchill, Winnie, you know ... used to pinch my cheek and tell me how pretty I was ... and then had the nerve to tell me my choice for a husband was unacceptable. I say, is there anything to drink?"Over libations, she settled into the leather couch and patted the seat, "Come tell me the story of this yacht. When youget all domineering like that... I get all tingly and passive. Not onlydo you expect me to become your wife, you want me to become yourobedient wife. What if I want a career, too?" Oh, sweetie, being a housewife will be your career. It's a perfectlylegitimate occupation. And if you ask me, you housewives don't getnearly enough appreciation and recognition in our society. I promise youthat, as your female husband, I'll never take you for granted." Let's table the housewife part for now. What are you doing? I was thankful we had furniture blocking both doors, otherwise I would have been doing the fucking job for nothing. We are just starting to pull up the old carpet off of the tack strips, I called to her. The girl grinned at me and we began to pull the old carpet. I rolled it up as fast as I could and we eased the roll over to one side. We worked steady until the job was done. I put the last scraps into the back of the van six hours after I started. I accepted her check and.