Another one instructed me to lie on the couch. He came with a pendulum which he swung over my head. i should look at the pendulum and was getting very...tired. i didn’t knew what was going on as i awoke in the middle of the room with a cock in my mouth and someone kneeling behind me fucking my ass. i was so horny and had an orgasm in the same time as i awoke. i felt so free and wanted to suck more and more. i had another orgasm and another and another. i was so aroused so that i could get fucked. I had wanted to be a strong sensuouswoman all these years, and I was still denying myself that."I have something to say as well," I squeaked a bit. My hands wereshaking visibly as I saw all eyes move to me. A couple of the mensnickered, but I soldiered on."I... I had wanted to say this in a private setting to Lisa, but I see nowthat cannot happen. There is no privacy any more.I did not have a good time tonight. In fact, this was the worst night ofmy life. For many years, I have wanted to. ”Steve didn’t answer at first; he was staring at his wife’s naked tits! She was sitting there on the lounger topless! “Uh...”Brenda smiled and rolled her eyes. “Steve, it’s not like you’ve never seen my tits before. Sit down before you fall down.”Steve smiled and looked around for another chair. He handed his wife her drink and then grabbed a lounger of his own, dragging it back next to her. While he was doing that, Brenda rearranged the towel on her lounger and then lay back on it, to sun her. ’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ --Jack, 7 yearsAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morningtil night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot..