I had heard of this witch down by the water and wondered if she could help. I headed out in search of her.Soon enough I found this little old shack wi...h the blinds down and no trespassing signs all around. I had to ask so I ignored the warning and knocked on her door. A pretty lady came to the door and asked what I wanted. I told her of my dilemma. She took one of my hands and looked at the palm. She said" You are looking and wondering what it would be like to be a woman? I asked if there was a. I had lost track of her; we were supposed to meet up to hang out with some friends.I eventually found her in the parking lot, having sex with one of the football team players in his car .. They were going at it like they were practiced. I stared in disbelief as the love of my young teenage life cheated on me with a popular football player. I recognized him as a running back, a tall, muscular black guy. She was riding him hard in the front seat, lost in pleasure. I remember stumbling back. "Why do I let my daughter get me into these things? I didn't want to play the Easter Bunny, on the Sunday of the big game. I wanted to be sitting on the sofa, feet up, popcorn and munchies at the ready with my favorite beverage, cold, on the table. Instead, I'd be sweltering inside of an old smelly flea-bitten rabbit suit, passed down from volunteer to volunteer never getting cleaned or deodorized in the process.I drove to Hayes Park, parked, and carried the suit inside a large plain bag, made. So now he'd gone to bed, resigning himself to another weird and woefulnight. Naked except for his boxer shorts, crow-eyed, and with no bookor anything to read, he simply collapsed and slept, and entered slumberwithin seconds.To find almost instantly, that figure, a shadowy silhouette he'dstarted seeing during the day, already present and watching. But notwaiting, tonight. Tonight, somehow, the figure had moved closer.Perhaps waiting for Jon's extra tiredness, because now, in his.