The Kiwi woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?”The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on.The Australian woman came to him and ...aid, “Have you ever been fucked?”The man broke into a big smile and said, “No.”She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he’s driving a truck, with his hands at 10 to 2.The nurse asks him, “Kenny! What are you doing?”Kenny replies, “Can’t talk right now I’m driving to Melbourne!”The nurse. He said “lets suck our dicks a little” again laughing, and I answered shyly “ok, lets do it”, he stood still trying to see if I was joking but I wasn’t… then he said “Ok, suck it” (teasing me) And I answered “Come here, put it in my mouth”…He approached to my face doubtfully, when he was at reach I took his wonderful penis with my hand (this wasn’t the first time I had grabbed someone else’s penis) and jerked very softly, he moaned unwittingly. This, however, was the first time I had a cock so. " He looks a bit angry..." How can we be sure that he's..."For a while it was a cacophony while all the seven or eight women talked at the same time. For once the little guys inside my head were silent as they were looking at the women standing together looking at me. None of them had any disguise and all of them were dressed casually in clothes you might wear while at home. They all seemed to be of Caucasian heritage but the color of their hair varied a lot. At least one of them was a redhead. ." Oh, yeahhhh," I said. "Let's go..."I'd done EXACTLY this too many times to think about, but this time...My bed's still made, so this turd spent the night in bed with Brittany. Mind still running in overdrive, I start to peel off my jeans. Ol' Justin's thinking he hit the pussy jackpot as he strips out of his pants. He beats me in the race and he's in the bed."C'mere, baby," he says.I climb in the bed, my hand goes to his dick and I stroke it twice, hating myself for ever having touched him.