Jake Butler took off like a bullet with the ball. If it wasn’t one thing it was that Jake could carry the ball. Usually took three to four guys to t...ke him down once he started. Sure enough Jake was able to go about 36 yards before he was tripped. Now it was turn for our offensive team to go on the field. Seeing how coach had assigned me iron man I had to go out on the field. We quickly went into a huddle before our no huddle started. Marshall kneeled down and looked at all of us. “Alright. . I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"The Englishman replied,"Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"This one is compliments of Misguided ChildA businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so. She finally let go of me and said that she’d better have a shower, and invited me to come in with her. I obviously said yes and stepped over with her. She undid her bra, letting her breasts fall down from her tight bra. As I watched her she lifted up a finger and beckoned toward me in a sexy cute little way. I came towards her and started to suck on her left breast, massaging her other with my hand. After a few minutes of this, she pulled away gently, revealing a blushed face and breasts. ‘You were an artist then, although you are probably as much of a historian as you are an artist,’ Cleopatra said. ‘Did we…?’ Justin asked. Cleopatra smiled and even blushed, ‘of course, we were drawn to each other as we were this time.’ ‘How do you explain this? I don’t remember it.’ ‘I doubt it has happened yet. To say the least, you were much more, experienced.’ ‘What do you think I am then? A God?’ ‘I think you’re a man. Who will help me.’ Justin nodded. ‘I need something too. What I’m here.