Uncle was slowly wiping himself when aunty went up to him and stared to help him wipe. Suddenly she said ….”arre chai rakhee hai gas pe, munna tuu...poonch de daddy ko” and went away. I was more started at the request than the fact that she said “daddy” for uncle. Uncle stood there with his arms spread wide as I wiped him. He read the expression on my face and said “kya hua? You look flushed”. I said “apka ding-dong …..aage se skin… Nahi…” He started to augh. “ding dong?” ha ha ha “arre ise ding. ” He indicates behind him, possibly to the zoo, possibly just to the ticket office/gift shop. “ ... We’ve got yet another dirty girl, looking forward to living the dream with my lovely lad ‘ere ... So let’s not keep ‘er waitin’, eh?”We move, handheld, into the ticketing section, and see an overweight (not obese) woman in a Chester-Zoo-T-shirt and shorts. She has curly blonde hair with dark roots, a round, chubby, smiling face, big boobs and a bit of a belly in that t-shirt, and – most. As an insurance investigator it was my job to determine which was the case. If he drove off the cliff on purpose she got nothing, if he had a heart attack and died before going of the cliff she got $250,000 but if he fell asleep then took the big jump she could be in line for the full half million. His wife, Mrs. Fred Russell was named as the sole beneficiary under the policy.Well, let's get the old battle-ax in here and see what we can do. I called Janis on the intercom, "Send Mrs. Russell in. Alarm bells were sounding loud and clear within John’s head as he wondered what best to do. After a moment’s thought he pulled out his phone and set the camera part recording on maximum zoom. Not the best but better than nothing he thought. Fortunately the guy had not bothered to check where John actually was and must have thought he was in the cafe, not watching from the park across the road. Certainly not openly filming him. John managed to catch his actions as he stood up and after another.