I had only done three autopsies after leaving medical school but this was nothing new. It was not an enjoyable task either. I would have preferred thi... to be an old man, though.I found contusions in many places on her body. Many were on her neck and arms. The body had lumps on the bones of the arms and possibly the ribs. I had to peal back the cloth and found a large trauma area that could be the cause of death. Before turning the body over, I asked for ten sample bags and with a scalpel. One day, when I finished work, I heard him calling me from his cubicle. He had this horny smile all over his face, which I found somewhat weird given the situation.I went over to Mike's cubicle and said, "Yo, man."Mike hurried to say, "Hey bro, do you wanna grab a beer after work?"To be honest, I never say no to beer, so my answer was, "Sounds great, man."And so we went to the local bar to enjoy the rest of the evening (or so I thought). We drank a couple of beers before Mike said, "Man, lately. Fir niche hokar Puja ki chikni chut chatne laga. Puja bohut garam ho gayi thi. “Ah Birju ji, mar gayi, chod is .”Birju ne jeeb chut ka andar daal, jeeb se chodne laga. Puja pagal ho gayi thi, usne brijubk baal pakad chut mein ghusa rahi thi.“Ah, please chodo mujhe, faad do meri chut.”“Randi bana lo apni.”Birju utha aur Puja ko palat kar ulta leta diya aurgand pakad Puja ko kutiya bna diya.“Le kutiya, kutiya ban kar hi chud, randi.”“Birju, please chod daalo, randi bana lo.”“Saali, kutiya malik. She finally came down from the ladder with a box of assorted nylonstockings for him to add to his sample case."We've just got the distribution rights for Aristoc here in Birminghamso I'm going to refill your sample case," Alice said."Head office wants us to push the product; and to be honest, they'reprobably the best stockings on the market now anyway." I wear them exclusively; look," she said lifting the hem of her skirtto show him her sheer nylon stockings."Lovely Alice; I'll bet your husband.