..These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again... Blonde Men...Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this ...ooner or later!A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do ... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A. .. please,' 'Good girl.' His affirmation has me anticipating his next thrust, and as he does I'm ready for his cock as it slips ever so slightly deeper into my throat. He holds there for a moment longer, and I feel my throat close and I gag again, panic making me struggle against his hold tears now falling.I feel my lungs burn and then again he pulls back, I splutter and heave as he leaves my mouth. Even before I catch my breath I find my voice, 'I want more ..please!' my voice husky from. "Stand up, Joanna," she commanded, "but don't touchyour bottom. What have you got to say for yourself?" "I'm very sorry for my recent behaviour, Miss Smith, it won't happenagain," I replied. "Please accept my apologies."She looked at me for a few seconds. "Shouldn't you be saying somethingelse?" I thought for a moment and, feeling very foolish, added, "Thankyou for punishing me, Miss." "I want you to remind me why you have been punished, Joanna," she said,looking me straight in the eyes, she. I thought he was moving away but he was staying here — and in that big house. I was impressed when I found out that he was running all the ranches for his boss. I was so proud of him.Then he got me on the dance floor and the band played that song by Jim Reeves... I lost it for a while. I had been fighting my emotions that made me want to spend more time with Jake. I'd blamed him for what happened at the house but it was really both our faults. I just got so mad at him for singing that song —.