Maine Ritu se kaha, “Yaar andar toh dekh kya chal raha hai.”Ritu neh kaha, “Kyu kya hua.”Maine kaha, “Tum khud hi dekh loh.”( Toh Ritu neh...tent ke andar jhak ke dekha aur shock ho gayi).Ritu ne mujhe kaha, “Oh Dev mom kya kar rahi hai.”Maine kaha, “Wahi kar rahi hai joh tum kar rahi thi.”Ritu neh kaha, “Idiot woh toh mujhe bhi pata hai but mom aisa kyu kar rahi hai.”Maine kaha, “Tum aisa kyu kar rahi thi”Ritu neh kaha, “Kyuki ki mein wet aur horny ho gayi thi.”Maine kaha, “Toh bas same reason. She had been on the witness list for the trial but all of the conspirators had copped pleas and paid hefty fines or gone to jail, and she was never called. Her Friday assignations with the dean were back on schedule, and imaginatively pleasant, and she had been surprised to receive a bequest from the estate of Taylor Wilkins, a very old gold coin mounted on a gold necklace. It evidently was one of the treasures dredged up by salvagers at the Titanic site according to the booklet that came with. The outhouse is a short distance on a stone path, --she did not make it. As I was heading out the door to check on her she was just peeing on the ground. She seemed a bit embarrassed but not for long. I went to the out house and did the same thing--only not on the ground. When I came back she was leaning over a railing on what you could call a porch. Looking toward the beginning of the rising sun she had her ass distinctly pointed and slightly bent over in my direction. I walked up behind her. .”At that point I stopped because I noticed that everyone was leaning towards me, trying to hear what I was saying. It was like a cartoon when the characters all lean on an angle because of the wind or whatever. It was pretty funny, except that it wasn’t funny because it meant my voice wasn’t working properly.“It was really fun,” I finished off lamely and looked down at my feet.The next few minutes disappeared into a kind of foggy blur. Vaguely I was aware of Dad prompting Liz to contribute and.