The map had been delivered to him by a subordinate he trusted but now that he was beyond the point of no return he realized he had been duped by a pro...able loyalist sympathizer who had laughed at the thought of the fatal stranding over a thousand souls in the middle of a swamp. He could see the little weasel right now sitting in a Tory ale house raising his mug to the King and shouting out,"Death to the Rebel bastards!"The circumstances were mind-boggling what with the leaking boats hastily. " Of course you have," the man says. "Oh, there are many fantastic sights to be seen for certain, but deep down..." the man's cheerful banter drops to a low whisper and he points at your chest. "...in the deepest places where fantasy is born... you feel unfulfilled."You start to understand where the showman was going with all this."I've already tried my fair share of sexual simulators, but thanks..." you say."Of course you have. That's my point," the man says. "That's why you feel unsatisfied.. It won’t happen again? ?Goddamn right it won’t. beg to be punished for your mistake? ?Please Sir. Punish your slave for its indiscrections? ?And what kind of slave are you, boi?? ?your worthless faggot slave Sir? oh god, what was I saying? ?ha, ok then. Go get a pair of dirty socks. Put them in your filthy mouth and keep them there until I tell you to take them out? ?Yes Sir. Thank you.? What was I doing? I crawled over to the laundry basket. I always. I said. Please, dont flatter yourself she said, half joking. I worked in a law office, I heard and saw things way over my maturity level. I want a boyfriend so bad I could scream, but the boys I know, even at the firm, are immature shits. I want a MAN, like you, for a boyfriend. she added. Trying to be delicate I said Honey, I am flattered by your attention, but I am too old for you, I need someone my own age, and so do you . I would be proud to have you as a girlfriend, but our age and custom.