(Audience gasps)Monica: Uh Huh! So anyway, after he's done working, he comes home and screams at my 8-year-old sister and I for not having the house c...eaned or making him dinner. He usually beats us and has even sexually assaulted my sister.Host: You're kidding?! That's terrible! Audience, what do you say we meet this loser guy, huh? Come on out Dad.(Dad walks out on to the stage. He has a three-day growth of beard and is wearing a button down flannel shirt, ripped jeans and a baseball cap. He. " "Tea and me, maybe?" "Now, hon, let me tell the story. "So, we would sit in the cool air conditioning and have iced tea and she would ask me about school and stuff. She always dressed in shorts, I've said she had nice legs, I'm sure she knew it, I looked at them a lot, and halter tops. She wasn't really big on top, just nice size, and looked to be very firm, no sag." "Just like your beautiful wife." "Well, yours are prettier. So, sometimes her halter would be kind of loose and when she would. Oddly, the front few rows of desks were already filled, so she had to go back several rows to find an empty desk. She found one that was almost in the back of the class and as she went to sit down, she noticed the boy behind her watching her. But he was watching her in a very peculiar way - she could feel his eyes boring through her as if he was looking straight into her soul. As she looked at him, their eyes met and he grinned - a mixture of mischievousness and understanding. It was like he. {Maybe it makes some sense to let a body that knows how to be a girl to take the lead for a while. If it was left up to me alone I'd probably end up screwin' up royal, and becoming an even bigger damned fool than I feel like right now.} Then she made a resolution, {As long as I'm stuck bein' a full-time girl, not a half-time, or part-time girl, I, I, --I can't even think it!! I'm not ready, yet!!}"Akane! Akane Tendou!! Is that your answer!??!" asked one of the representatives from every.