Oh God I hope tonight doesn’t get too messy... A few hours (and quite a few drinks) later, the party was well and truly underway. The music that No...ah managed to commandeer, was quite loud but it they hadn’t had any complaints yet. Mia wandered around the flat chatting to a few of the folk that had tuned up. There were a few boys from her course there as well as other randoms from all the other housemate’s classes. Mia was pleased to see Norah in deep discussion with a few of the girls she. Then, with a jerk of Tracy’s wrists, the fabric was down around my waist and my naked boobs were pressing into hers. I gasped into her mouth, unprepared for the sudden stimulation of her nipples touching mine. “Oh fuck…” I groaned. “Shh,” Tracy whispered. “Thin walls, remember? We don’t want the boys to hear us.” I was squirming beneath her. Everything was so surreal, like I had been possessed by someone else. Tracy leaned back to get a better look at my body, and I found myself suddenly. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB. Kyu bola? Me: aur kya yaar itna beautiful cheez ko itna aasaani se touch kar raha tha paper tho lucky nahi hain? She :waise kaunse beautiful cheez ko touch kar raha tha paper. Me: samay aane pe bataunga aunty. Mein busy tha tho call rakh diya. Aur number call list se delete karne bola aur call kaat diya. This way we used to talk for some days.One Saturday it was holiday for me, I knew they had business her husband is not in home, she came on terrace. I was staring at her and smiling while she.