You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car.You can make sun tea instan...ly.You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.You realize that Valley Fever isn’t a disco dance.Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.You can (correctly) pronounce the words:‘Saguaro, ‘Tempe, ‘Gila Bend, ‘San. She nestled in between Laura’s legs, and quickly set to work, lapping with her tongue at Laura’s open cunt.She worked it with expert efficiency. Sticking her tongue in as far as possible, as her nose pressed in and smelt the moist aroma of womanhood. She lapped along its full length, stimulating the sides and the inner lips. As she sensed her recipient’s breath getting shorter, she began to gently suck the clitoris. She altered rapidly between licks and sucking. It was not long before. And I know RJ was sent to get changes of clothes that he had “forgotten.”FridayWe left early in the morning. It would take about 8 hours to get to the campsite with a couple of stops for gas and food. It was a good thing I enjoyed car rides. I would bring a book to read along the way. I had just picked up a copy of Robert A. Heinlein’s “Stranger in a Strange land.” I figured I would be able to finish it in the car.I was reading my book for about the first two hours. I loved it; I had to read it. He’s actually okay with that, by the way. Oh, and Ted’s bisexual. Most of the butts he’s had were probably guys.”Joey looked a little green, upset by both the news about Ted and the idea someone thought he was gay. I wasn’t that upset since it would give Suzi more freedom to be with both of us. But I was a little worried about what would happen if the rumor mill got hold of this.In the mid-eighties, freshmen didn’t come out of the closet, and only if you were naturally effeminate did usually.