They thought that boy in the advertisement wasme. I was watching some cartoons while I tried to figure out how I wouldconvince the school that it was ...ot me. It didn't help when a commercialcame on TV that showed the half-naked boy in his room telling his mum thatbedwetting didn't worry him as much, as he had these diapers. It wasamazing that he looked totally like me. He even had my voice!Mum told me it was time to get ready for bed. I told her I would later.This got her mad as she said she. After that, ... you can be your nasty old self again.A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks “what size are you”? “I dunno” replies the man.Well the clerk tells him to go out back where there is a plywood fence with numbered holes in it. He is told to stick it in various holes to determine his size. Well, this big ‘ol fat girl sees the man heading out back and runs around behind the fence. As soon as the man sticks it thru the hole, the. I told her, despite my 6' height and well-defined musclesfrom moving boxes in and out of the truck, that I was "unendowed". Shelooked at me kind of wierd, so I made it more clear: "I suffer fromthe curse of the Irish, little penis." She said that she actually liked that, "makes oral so much easier".The tent pole appeared again, and this time it wasn't hide-able. Shenoticed. She said that having been a boy, she knew the way men likedto be sucked and she could "relieve my stress" in under 2. Now started kissing her mouth then her nose trying to bite it, pulling of the nose ring with my teeth,biting her ear while my hands still kneading her boobs and pinching her nipples licking all the way down to her neck buried my face between her boobs and started rubbing my face which tickled her and she enjoyed it. then I traveled down licking all the way ended in her navel and giving a kiss and bite to it which she enjoyed and started appreciating my work. Then my hands traveled down cupped.