But, and I hopethat you'll take this the right way, you really need some help with yourmakeup." Actually, that was a subject that I'd been thinking ab...ut askingMother about for awhile. Like, most of the other girls at school wearsome makeup but I sure didn't want to use them as good examples. Many ofthem had way too much eye makeup on - Jeff and I called them the"raccoons." A couple of the girls had completely pulled out theireyebrows and just had these thin lines that they drew on with some. ” But at the same time, his eyes stuck at my melons which I was trying to cover with small bra in one hand. “I thought you are sleeping, dad” I replied while trying to cover my pussy with the other hand. Dad looked at my gorgeous curves and I saw his manhood becoming harder. His penis was trying to pop out of his palms. He tried to cover it both hands and tried to get out of his bed. “Its okay dad, I have already seen your penis many times, once even in Jyoti aunt’s pussy” I said and noted the. ‘Now what’ I asked‘Here’s how you play. I say 1 of the following words DICK,BUM or MOUTH and then you say 1 of them. It can be the same or a different 1. Understand?’ he asked. ‘ I guess so’ I replied not knowing what was going to happen next. ‘Then what do we do?’ I asked.If I say dick and you say dick we have to press our dicks together. If I say bum and you say dick you have to put your dick up my bum, and if I say mouth and you say dick you have to put your dick in my mouth. Understand?’ . Fortunately, submissions were anonymous, because I realised immediatelyafter I posted it in the Suggestions box, that I really meant MyraBreckenridge, the TG heroine in Gore Vidal's eponymous novel, but theManagement were equally likely to make the same mistake because they knowdiddly-squat about anything. I felt stupid, but relieved, as I'd almostestablished my credentials for a top job!So, anyway, the winning entry was deceased Liberal Cyril Smith, Rochdalepolitician, and the new name signs.