The trouble with you locals is you can't see the wood for the trees. You are blind to the treasures to be found in your own back yard." Bollocks, if y...u will excuse the repetition, Professor! This particular shindig is as phoney and ersatz as it comes. Believe me, I know! The presiding genius is a relative of mine - the black sheep of the family and a total charlatan to boot! But, what the Hell? It'll be a nice day out and a goodly display of female flesh can be practically guaranteed if I know. A long black tail with a spade-like tip lay curled around it.Jonny turned to Teddy. "What the fuck is that?"Teddy shrugged. "What does it look like to you?"Jonny knew what it looked like, but it couldn't be that. They didn't exist. All that religious stuff, it was a load of bollocks, wasn't it? I mean she--for Jonny was close enough now to see it was a she--might look like something out of an old horror film or one of those computer role-playing games, but that didn't mean she was an. Now here is where things get complicated. I'm madly in love with Elisa. Let me sum this up ... Jenny and Carly: Suck my cock and get out. Elisa: I love her with all of my heart and am super protective of her.Basically, here's how the school day schedule of my family went: Wake up, have breakfast and chat with our parents about how yesterday went, drive my sisters and I to school, endure information being forcefully injected into my brain, drive back home, watch TV with Elisa pressed against me. Slowly, the household stirred, ambling into life. No school, no private tutor. No duties, no responsibilities except the children. Perhaps they needed a war, just a small one, to unite them in purpose. Lunch and pool followed breakfast and pool. A siesta in the lounge followed lunch and their daily dose of national news.The phone startled Lauren and she was delighted to learn that Felix had decided to leave work early and would be with her in less than ten minutes. She thought briefly about.