.” “There is,” she interrupted, a persuasive hand guiding him back into the living-room. “I can’t let you go without giving you something ...o eat,” she smiled, pointing a finger at a plate of sandwiches and a bottle of Pinot Grigio waiting on a coffee table. “Come and sit down,” she invited, patting a hand on the sofa, smiling into his eyes and pouring wine into glasses. “Cheers,” she toasted, raising her glass and handing him a cigarette. “Let’s not talk business,” she smiled, lighting her. But good shock. He was ecstatic that Kainene had called him that. Her boyfriend. He had considered asking her out properly and had asked some of his friends if that was cool. They had laughed at him derisively stating that no one did that anymore. People just started relationships without having to be formal. He had asked how he was then supposed to know the date of him and Kainene’s anniversary and they had replied that the both of them could pick a date. In fact, one of them, Paddy had. So anyhow, I finally worked up the nerve to ask her out and she said 'yes'.The night started out a little shaky. I picked her up at her house where her dad looked at me like I was some sort of low-life pervert. Wanda said not to pay any attention to him because he looked at all her boyfriends that way. We went to the Pizza Hut before the movie. I've been told I could wipe out the family food budget by myself but my appetite couldn't hold a candle to that girl. We ordered a medium pizza with. .. I am near the area in which you live and would like to come by and see if I could soothe that anaconda of yours! ...') After an uneasy minute or two the voice gave me an address and apartment number. I pulled into the parking area and located the building and made my way to the apartment door. I ringed the bell and the door slowly opened. There on the other side of the door stood Leon in a bath robe with a small protrusion beneath his waist. I smiled and closed the door behind me and asked (.