"Oh well, my husband's on the road a lot and I needed something to keep me busy at night!" she purred, reaching out to lightly caress my hand. "If you...know what I mean."I was speechless! The delicate touch of her slim fingers made my nipples tingle and my pussy twitch! I have to confess that I have occasionally had fantasies about women, but my naughty reaction really surprised me. Unfortunately, Lisa turned out to be a very "late returner." To make matters worse, she ignored my phone called so. Itwas all she could do to simply hang on to her wits."Hey," Kelly said as she put she hands on Shawn's muscular chest. Shelooked into his eyes and gave him a kiss the lips. Holding it a bitlonger than it should have been and leaning into him just a trifle longerthan she should have. "I've missed you."She stepped back and smiled. "Hi Ron, what's up?" Ron didn't hear aword she said because he was all eyes for Mindy. Kelly watched them andwondered why she wasn't feeling any jealousy over Ron. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”FaithA Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl. Her old nemesis, Mrs. Li and her strange little husband had just been made members.Seeing the stricken look on her pale beautiful face, Randy quietly put his arm around her shoulders. "It'll be alright, Darling. It's a big Club. Trust me. I'll make sure you have nothing to worry about from either of them."Later that evening Michelle ventured into the women lounge to fix her make up. To her consternation, a few minutes later, in walked Mrs. Li. Well... , she thought. I have to meet her.