I was already so hard at the thought of being alone with Beth. I showered quickly and made my way to the kitchen for some coffee. Making my way down t...e stairs I thought to myself, am I really going to do this today? Any doubts I might have had left my mind the moment I walked into my kitchen. Sitting naked on my dining table was Beth. She was naked with her legs spread wide for me. “I made you breakfast, Ben. You ready to eat?” I practically ran to her, grabbed her by the hair, and pulled her. “You beast!” added my wife, to clarify things. “You were scaring her!”“I’m okay!” yipped Riley.Amanda suddenly went to the wall for some reason and inspected it.“You dented the fucking wall, Bob!” she yelled. “You dented the fucking wall with the headboard!” She sputtered.“I’m okay, Mom!” insisted Riley.“I heard you clear in the living room!” moaned my wife.“He was just excited,” said Riley, defending me, after I’d basically mauled her like a bear.“That’s no excuse,” said Amanda.“He’ll be. And look at this,beany babies made the list for the first time, all the way in at numberseventy-nine. Someone is trying to be hip." She had a way with sarcasm. "Joyce, honey it was just a fantasy I had. I figured that maybe if wehad sex with someone else it might add some variety to our sex life." "I didn't know there was anything wrong with our sex lives. We've beendoing it on a regular basis and you seem to be enjoying it." "That just it, we do it on a regular basis. All the spontaneity. “Well Marlena my dear, it’s a good thing you are here to keep us under control. Hey, everybody, this is my dear friend Marlena, The woman that controls my life from the moment she wakes up in my bed until she crawls back in again at night. Isn’t that right Marlena?”“Thomas please, just try to keep the noise level down to where you are not disturbing other guests. I’m sure you don’t want security up here with all the drugs your friends are using.” That was the last sensible thing Marlena was.