I have many ‘Alana’ stories particularly ones when she scares the hell out of someone.“She came to visit me on the ship. We chatted about this a...d that for a while. She then hit me with a broadside.“‘Harry’, she said, ‘Jason is an amazing young man. Do you have any idea what he is worth?’“‘No, I don’t I can’t imagine much in Empire terms as he came with nothing from Earth,” I said.“‘I have had him investigated,’ she said, “He is unbelievably wealthy. His Earth assets are huge. His daughter. She looked back at JR as she slowly walked towards the Border Patrol SUV and he could see tears starting to roll down her cheeks. This was getting ridiculous. Then he realized the truth.“Officer, what is going on here?” he asked the one that was standing directly behind him now. The other officer was walking around to the same side of the car, looking in the windows as he did so.“Is Moore at the house?” the one approaching asked his partner.“Who’s Moore, and what house?” JR asked.“Shut up and. ” “If you won’t pose on my desk, and you won’t say yes to another date, can I bring a full rubber to work for you some morning?” “No damn you, I don’t want a rubber from some other woman’s cunt even if it does have your juice in it. You shit!” “No, no, no baby, that’s not what I meant. I could fill one just for you, by hand. I’ll bring one every morning to start your day off right.” “You’re silly,” Laura drank more champagne and began getting Greg ready. “You had your wish, now I want mine to. Scratch that one. The last I saw was the least expensive of the three, but offered the least in terms of amenities. There was still a pool, hot tub, and sauna, but it looked like the residential portion was mostly trailers and RVs. Twelve bucks was all it took to get in, no appointments needed. I decided to give it a shot. The trailers and RVs didn’t bug me too much, I’m a blue collar guy as it is. I tossed a towel, sunscreen and bug repellant in a bag, grabbed my hat and sunglasses, and got.