So, we were out, drinking beer, and she was the only girl in a group. I honestly never thought of her in a sexual way, but, last night, that happened....ell, she has a big mouth. I mean, man, this chick is swearing like a cowboy, and she can say things that would appaoule a bearded biker. So, we were very, very drunk when we got home. I ussualy dont drink and drive, but, well, last night, I broke the rules, and asked her to give her a lift home. And she was, well, lets say it again, very drunk.I. Unfortunately, no solution to the narrow car seat problem had appeared and the weather prediction wasn’t good for outside activities. It looked as if my humorous (to me, not Sandy) solution to the cramped quarters problem was going to be at least the short term answer. Then suddenly, two days before the party, I had a brainstorm while riding my lawn tractor when mowing our too-large (my opinion only when mowing) lawn. As I mentioned earlier when describing our property, there is an old carriage. When the tip of my thumb touched her forbidden flesh I realized that she was trying to relax in preparation for my invasion! She was wanting me to pierce her!! That thought, as much as anything else, caused me to slam myself into her as if I wanted to fill her throat from the bottom and at the same time, shed light into her ass! I pushed the tip of my thumb deep into her nearly up to the first joint with that one thrust and we both gave a cry! Her body at that moment clamped down like a vise. She asked the reason for shouting but I didn’t take of my eyes from her body. I was speechless. I wore small shorts without innerwear. I have my first hard on. She asked me much about my shout. But, I stood like a statue. She saw my shorts and asked me about the bulge. I was small, so I don’t have knowledge about that. Suddenly she came near me and removed my shorts. I asked her about happening. She told me that she is going to teach some important lessons to me. She ordered me not to tell.