.” Phil gulped. This was it. “ ... have sex with a girl when she’s not just drunk at a party or really receptive to 2am Facebook messages.” Th...t was the moment when he expected her to get up and leave the table.Olivia did no such thing. “There’s not that many of those.” she pointed out.“I find my fair share. So, yes, you’re attractive to me. I’m not looking for a girlfriend though, I just ... I just want you.” Phil was sure this was what every guy his age didn’t want to say to every girl his. Sir Smiley, in hot pursuit, bounded down the stairs two at a time, with the other ladies following. He was just steps behind her but he slowed to allow her time to get to the bottom floor of the tower. He did not want to rush her into tripping and falling down the stairs.When she reached the bottom floor, she ran to the wall where she turned and faced Sir Smiley. Out of breath, she said, “Please stop for a second and let me remove the habit. It took so long to make. I don’t want it hurt.”Sir. ”“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”Satan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: “We’ve got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it.”She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years.But one day she notices a problem and. “This is my first trip onto campus by myself.”“Really? It’s mid-semester.”“Yeah, I’m trying something different. Not a regular student.”“You look young. Like my little sister.”“I’m sixteen. Just jumped sideways out of high school.”“Wow! Really?”“Kind of how I feel.”“Going to class?”“No,” I said. “I’m supposed to meet with Doctor Seavers with the College of Engineering and talk my way out of some courses. Math, mostly...”“How do you do that?”“I did it a few weeks ago at Auburn...”“Alabama.