Patel of course."Mum's face was perfectly straight and serious when she said it and I nodded, then the sheer bloody absurdity of it all hit me and I r...ared with laughter."Tomatoes, lovely ripe tomatoes." I laughed, "That's how it all started wasn't it? All because of a few bloody tomatoes." Tommy, those few bloody tomatoes, as you put it gave me my life back, let's go and get them in."That was as stern as I'd ever heard her be with me and I could only smile because she was right, they'd been a. . morning... whatever you wanna call it?" Paul asked.Abby shrugged. "It's pretty simple really--my son."Damn, she was married, Paul thought, a tinge of disappointment making him swallow hard. Even bundled up in her coat Abby was beautiful. And he didn't just mean physically either. Her personality and soulful eyes were nothing short of adorable. "Well, your son and husband are two very lucky men!" Paul thought he was so sneaky. With a comment like that, he could learn the state of her personal. I was getting horny again. I was about to head back home when I walked past the lingerie shop. If I was going to have sex with my mum, I wanted to buy her something sexy to wear, even though I knew she would only be wearing it for a short time. I'd never bought underwear for a girl before so I was only to pleased when a shop assistant asked if I needed any help. I told her I wanted to buy something for my girlfriend for when we spent out first night together. We looked at a few different sets. Dressed in red with the elf hat, I made a pretty fair Anorexic Santa. I stopped in the news stand first to deliver my candy. I had been inside the newsstand maybe twice my whole time in town. Still it was Christmas and I was determined to walk down the street from end to end or until I ran out of candy. The owner was middle eastern he was not Christian, He took the candy and thanked me regardless. Several customers also took the small boxes.From there I just just went randomly along the street.